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Russian Fingers

A play on word which is used to describe an act normally dealing with a younger male rushin' to get to third base.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Russian Fingers" I will have to chop off is digits and castrate him.

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A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.