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leave it dont retrieve it

when you pump your woman from the back (preferably anal) and while youre piping her, you cut your dick off, leave it in her rump and walk home drunk.

leave that dick there.. you dont need it anymore.
plus your girl is happy because she received the most honarable prize/award known to woman.
use a sharp knife so the removal is swift and clean. leave it dont retrieve it
by ronny cash May 3, 2008
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

A really stupid term people should stop using.
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023
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Labrador Retriever

A common breed of dog.

Dog that commonly eats its own shit or the shit of other dogs it lives with.

Short ears, medium large in size.
My Labrador Retriever was out eating his own frozen log on the patio again...
by anonymousx88888 January 1, 2012
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."
by seayng September 29, 2023
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Golden Retriever

* An overly bubbly and bouncy fake blond girl with huge boobs

* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face
'Dude, this girl I went out with last night was such a golden retriever'
by Ivna July 4, 2005
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Golden Retriever

A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.
"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"
by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012
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Retrified

enlightened and or dignified
when i wrote the song, i felt retrified
by the retrified one August 7, 2009
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