nether regions

The area between a person's(male and female) legs; the crotch, the groin, the area where reproduction and the removal of bodily wastes occurs.

1.During cheerleading practice, while Jennifer was performing a cartwheel and the crotch of her outfit accidently slipped aside revealing her nether regions, little did she realize that Mick, who was jogging on the track nearby, caught sight of her wardrobe malfunction and suddenly had the irresistable urge to chuck it in her.

*a few days later...*

2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.




Mark H. Posting definitions on UD since last February.

by Mark H February 14, 2005

ratioed to oblivion

when a Twitter dolt gets ratioed by a factor of 10 or more

Henry quote-tweeted Jacob Wohl and was ratioed to oblivion with 2 retweets and 6K comments

by Uncle Joosie January 14, 2019

regional cleansing

The business process of terminating an entire geographic location. Sometimes done to move people to corporate headquarters, of as part of a bigger plan to outsource jobs, or a cost savings plan to move jobs to a cheaper region (e.g. India).

The first thing Jeremy did after joining the company, was to perform "regional cleansing" of the Redmond, Washington development group. Jeremy showed up Monday and told everyone that their jobs were being eliminated. They had one month to look for new jobs in other corporate locations.

by Judi Uttal October 1, 2005

coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Eh rection

A sub-par erection

Her ass wasn't that nice, it just gave me an eh rection

by Eatmadirt March 16, 2015

Girl Guy Ratio

The Girl Guy Ratio is the ratio of Girls to Guys at a party. Often it is shortened to GGR

"Man the Girl Guy Ratio here is terrible, its a total sausage fest"

by degoodz January 24, 2010

Wave to babe ratio

A mathematical ratio based the size of the waves in the ocean compared to the attractiveness and the amount of women on the beach. Highly depending on quantity and quality

John: look at the beach! The wave to babe ratio is off the fucking charts. Surf looks like it’s 6 feet and barreling and the women on the beach are as sexy as super models.

Matt: We are so fucking out there brah! Hopefully we can pull into some barrels in the water and then drink some beers and getting more barreled on the land!

by TheFuckingMailman69 March 10, 2023