realtraitiousphensaitious

"Hey dude I just found out I have realtraitiousphensaitious"

2nd person: "What's that?"

1st person: "I don't know, some dumbass made the word up"

cough*: okay this definition was stupid......

by cough* December 2, 2004

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Realtalk

A conversation with someone while intoxicated divulging their true feelings about something.

We need to have some serious realtalk about Rebecca and Ryan.

by Darcy&Rebecca May 27, 2011

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result

when one is happy or just feeling exceedingly random!!!

miss justice: "you've not got your shirt tucked in Patrick"
Patrick: "Result"

or

Coop: "shit i've left my passport in Slovenia"
Wev: "Result!!!"

by Pudzy December 28, 2005

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Ugh 😩 Jesus Christ... 😖+🤦+🤏 I'm not getting the results because you're withholding the results from me in exchange for good behavior. So, I spend the rest of my life as a lobotomized zombie. Waiting for the day that never comes. You get to pat yourself on the back because your thing 'worked.' No. My thing worked. This worked. It's like I won a game and at the scoreboard screen I got hit with a prompt to answer a million question survey to receive me elo. No. Give me my shit. The game is over. I win. There's nothing more to talk about.

Hym "Holy shit! This is infuriating! You act like I swiped the condom off your dick as you were about to bang your girlfriend. I accepted what you (in aggregate) said as intuitively appealing axioms and applied it to my thing. Congratulations! You made a convincing argument and I watched it. You've convinced someone to accept your thought as axiomatic truth. Was that not the intent of you saying it!? 'BuT iT's My TrUtH!' Is it? Is it though? Maybe YOU accepting everything I write as 'what I (and not Hym Iam but ME) believe' is what is inappropriate about the situation. You ever considered that!? You want to talk about results? You quoted something I said (in person) to 2 people I don't associate with. That's the result I wanted. I said words to a stranger and a guy on YouTube repeated them back to me, intentionally and DELIBERATELY. Because he knew I had said them, he knows who I am, AND that I would be watching. And you're making it about 'finding love' and psychology 😖+🤦+🤏 Jesus man you guys actively being the problem and then saying your not the problem is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. It's surreal! It's like you're fucking my wife while looking me dead in the eyes and telling me 'Nah bro it's fine for me to do this.' WOW! The bottom of the river is looking pretty good right now. It never ends with you."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

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