Rear Raider

Someone who keeps on raiding whatever rear-end they can find with there penis.

Aden: Your a Bum Bandit.
Stephen: Your a Poo Pirate.
Aden: Your a Rear Raider.
Stephen: *Silenced by awesomeness*

by LilAWII June 14, 2011

rear privateer

n. Derogatory term. Derived from "ass-pirate."

Arr, jimlad! Ye be a rear privateer, and I be wantin' none o' that!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 02, 2003

clear-the-rear

Uncontrollable diaorreah out of the ass, it is so fluid that one cannot simply stop and get a blumpkin. It is recomended that you do NOT attempt the clear-the-rear, because it could lead to serious butthole swelling and inflammation, or death.

"I was busting for the toilet so bad, that i knew i had to Clear-The-Rear."

by Squimp July 16, 2014

rear-minstrel

ass-clown
butt-jester

Dude, quit being such a rear-minstrel and get back in the car!

by Jen Can May 18, 2009

Hemisphere Rear

A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"

Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!

Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!

by PapaSnow October 27, 2010

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 25, 2006