hyper-reactive

A state of hyper reactive where you are so charge you could be run a nuclear power plant

She was hyper-reactive last night

by Peta and Geoff April 8, 2005

Turd Law of Relativity

The apparent difference in the rate of time perceived by someone taking a dump compared to the rest of the world. (For every minute you think you've been sitting on the toilet, 80-100 seconds have actually gone by.) The Turd Law rarely holds up to empirical measurement, and is therefore considered by the scientific community to be a big load of crap.

Boss: "If you weren't in there droppin' a deuce for so long you might be done your work by now."
Me: "I was in there for five minutes. Six tops."
Boss: "More like 15 or 20…"
Me: "Well I'll be damned. I just proved the Turd Law of Relativity."

by JohnnyApocalypse October 23, 2013

Shifting realities

shifting realities is based on the multi-verse theory. it is when someone shifts their awareness from this reality or another, to a different reality!

-shawty, i wanna go to *insert media* so bad- i wanna chill with my comfort people/characters.

-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?

by vamp1re.rat July 9, 2021

Realtime Shock

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"

"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"

by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.

Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.

by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.

"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".

by Mysteron August 4, 2003

relaxative

n. Anything, physical or emotional, that clears and frees a constipated mind.

The best relaxative for any of my stresses is my lady.

by smearical October 13, 2004