ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 9, 2019

ranch gang

people who are actively seeking more ranch

dude 1 bro you got the ranch

dude 2 you know it!!! im ranch gang!!!!

by bruh meme September 30, 2020

Ranch Slut

Someone who uses ranch dressing excessively with meals. Such as dipping pizza or fries in it. They over hype it and use way too much with their food. They are a little slut for ranch.

Kimberly uses way too much ranch with her food. She's a ranch slut.

by ultimate chonk August 18, 2021

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004