Raychard

A Raychard is when your penis is erecting but is stuck under your thigh. This can be caused by having over a 5 1/2 inch penis or when you are sitting in the crisscross apple sauce position.

“I have a Raychard and it hurts like a bitch.”

by Roelan Smith July 15, 2023

rachael ray

A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use.

One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes:

Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)

by General Chi October 6, 2006

Rachael Ray

A woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking.

Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray

by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011

rachael

probly the nicest girl youu will ever meet shes funny stunning and kwl to hav a laff wiv!

omg shes such a rachael

by Sazz121 January 8, 2009

Rachael Ray'ed

to have anal sex using extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) as lubricant.

her: "I had anal and all I had to use was EVOO"
him: "You got Rachael Ray'ed"

by dirty DG August 26, 2010

rachael ray sux

A funny, and often misunderstood Livejournal community dedicated to bashing Rachael Ray.

Dude, go to the Rachael Ray Sux board. It's so funny!

by hp12345 August 4, 2007

Rachael Ray

A somewhat hyper cook on the food channel. Now currently has her own show on the ABC network. Wears tacky clothes, and does indeed look like the JOKER. Trashed, and bashed repeatedly by many. Has her own hatesite, but is still loved by many as well. Does not clean nor prepare food very well. Tends not to wash her hands when handeling meats, and spreads the germs on a damp towel nearby.
Has an incredibly big ass (which is nice), but unfortunately A cup Breasts if that much... :X

Rachael Ray is going to give someone in her audience food poisoning if she is not careful.

Rachael Ray needs to cut down on the Chicken stock; not everything needs chicken stock.

by TwentyFour October 20, 2006