Showing extreme emotions for a woman who will probably cheat on you. (Pillow talking, buying gifts, texting paragraphs, blowing up her phone) The term comes from a joke about a husband coming home from work early and catches his wife (Rachael) cheating on him. He walks in the bedroom, catches her cheating and yells "RACHAEL! HOW COULD YOU!?" ... Also a person who Rachael's usually "tricks" on the woman, like a "John" does to a prostitute. Coincidentally, the famous TV Chef "Rachael Ray" has a husband named JOHN. The term originated in North Omaha, Nebraska.
chuck: "I'm not gonna lie bro, I was drunk last night and started rachaeling to my baby momma hard."
Virgil: " you gotta chill out with that goofy ass shit, you acting like a John! You know that hoe ain't loyal."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."