Journalistic term for a male with interests beyond football and beer. Similar to metrosexual but with a more pronounced insinuation of contempt.
by Paul X October 13, 2004
Get the Not quite gay mug.The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.
*May be illegal.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.
*May be illegal.
Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.
by jerseyjanitor4life January 19, 2011
Get the jersey hit and quit mug.1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.
A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.
Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*
Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?
Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...
Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*
Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?
Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...
by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010
Get the I wish I knew how to quit you mug.Quit: I'm quitting it now, for sure I'll come back to read definitions, but I'm not comming back to create and I hope that they get backrupted and that they all fall from the tenth floor with their asses upside-down.
Quit 2: I have not that much time though.
Quit 3: I guess they're haters or trolls, peace! Orr, aussie-ass democrats hahaha, stupid people! hahahhaaaa!
Quit 2: I have not that much time though.
Quit 3: I guess they're haters or trolls, peace! Orr, aussie-ass democrats hahaha, stupid people! hahahhaaaa!
by MrGui April 2, 2015
Get the quit mug.by MBKmedia May 7, 2009
Get the You're Quite Welcome mug.When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.
Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”
by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005
Get the Shit&Quit mug.by Adam Boulding September 5, 2008
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