Pythagoras

c. 582-c. 507 B.C.E. A Greek cosmologist who believed that numbers described the true nature of the universe. A very influential teacher, about whom many legend were written and later attatched to Jesus in the New Testament.
It is uncertain why the Pythagorean theorem is so named; it was neither Pythagoras nor his followers who discovered or even proved the rule, nor were they even particularly concerned with it in any way.

by ln(e) October 30, 2003

monty python

An excellent and rather hilarious sketch show which offers a look into a very interesting time period in Britain, crossdressing, and a glance into the minds of those who are very comfortably walking the line between genius and insanity. However, the humor of this has been diminished as of late by all the 12 year old nerds quoting it in bad English accents

Person 1: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Person 2: Ahh! You're ruining it!

by firetop August 24, 2005

Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.

Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.

by roninx17 January 11, 2011

pythagoras' threorum

The only thing that you'll remember after four years of high school math.

What is pythagoras' threorum? a^2+b^2=c^2?

by Kockeue838 November 19, 2016

pytard

Someone who loves only python and talks shit about other programming languages

This guy is a pytard, he hates on every language besides python

by Vexisz January 4, 2021

Pythagorean Diet

When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.

Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.

by MathPlus March 4, 2021

Beige Python

Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Reptilia, Order: Squamata, Family: Boidae, Genus: Python, Beige

Also known as a trouser snake, the Beige Python is known to lurk in a particular pair of pants around the Bartow County area of Georgia. Women from all over the world come to Bartow County for a chance to see the legendary python.

Allison! Did you see that guy's beige python over there, it was so bulgy and huge!

by JamesME August 17, 2010