pizza claw

holding your pizza slice with your hand formed into a claw. This also keeps others from steal toppings from it while your are eating it.

Chief Master Sergeant used his pizza claw while eating tonight. The overhand claw protected it from the Topping Jews trying to steal the pepperoni on top of it.

by Hoffameister April 6, 2014

Jew Pizza

A delicious treat handmade by moonman himself.

Jew Pizza its getting hot in here so hot i have to take my kipper off!

by Gbangr September 20, 2020

Pineapple Pizza

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.

Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*

by Yopmail User August 3, 2023

ayo the pizza here

when the pizza arrives

hello my close friend. I have come to inform you that the homo sapien who brings a dish known as pizza to people's houses has now arrived in the vicinity of our household. I am now going to decend our stairs to get to our main entrance and exit to retrieve our pizza.
"ayo the pizza here!"
*he then falls down the stairs, breaking his legs on the way down, and after screams that his ears burn even though his ears never made contact with the ground.*

by the pizza has arrived October 14, 2021

white trash pizza

The cheap, thin crust, high-cholesterol frozen pizzas readily available at white trash grocery stores such as Aldi. Despite the name, they are delicious. White trash pizza in its truest form has no toppings - it's just crust, sauce, cheese, and probably a few chemicals you don't want to hear about.

Guy: I'm gonna throw a white trash pizza in the oven. Want to split it?
Dude: Hell yeah.

by Sweasel September 7, 2007

Out Pizza the Hut

An illegal act that will be impossible to do and you will suffer a consequence by god himself which will result to death

Papa John's: Everyone I'm going to out pizza the hut

Every living thing in a 80 mile radius: ARE YOU INSANE

Some do that appears from the sky: I'm God and you shall be punished for trying to out pizza the hut

God: *Strikes Papa John with lightning*

by the_moment_of_bruh January 26, 2020

Pizza Time

When it is time for the pizza.

Penis Parker: *swoops in* Yo Epic Gamer, it's pizza time.

by Bean SharpPeeRow October 20, 2018