Putin’s Pussy

Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.

In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2019

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Putin khuylo

Ukrainian for “Putin is a dickhead”. Or “Putin, the dickhead”.

Putin khuylo is losing his war in Ukraine.

by BlitzRowsey March 5, 2022

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Putin’s Bitch

A nickname used around the world for the 45th President of the United States.

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

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Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

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1. A pejorative description of Donald Trump, given Russia's hack to sow discord and benefit Trump in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election and his apparent complicity given his dismissal of the overwhelming evidence and lack of support for a bi-partisan select committee investigation.

2. An aphorism to refer to someone as a stooge under the influence of remote manipulators.

You think I'm going to fall for that? What do you think, I'm Putin's Poodle?

by erlichmanr December 21, 2016

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