Punchin' Cones

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.

<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay

by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)

Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

by The Entertainment December 28, 2013

punching

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 23, 2006

Punching

If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating

- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.

by Sugamamaaa__ January 29, 2021

Arnav Punching Syndrome

Noun. Popularly used in the school the creator of this word.
Known for a kid, named Arnav, after having a session of rage in a Math and English class.
Most commonly cured by ice-cold water and good friends.

After math class, when the teacher erased the board.
"Arnav, you okay?"
"No."

Arnav would start punching his water bottle and make an attempt to strangle it. The rest of the class would start laughing and an inside joke was born.
A girl, named Amelia, started drawing the Arnav Punching Syndrome as a disease and the creator of the definition still has the drawing to this day.

by Han_dl November 7, 2017

Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011