A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
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by sweglord123456789 December 13, 2015
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The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
Get the mashed pootatoes mug.The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009
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Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)
"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)
"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)
"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)
"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)
"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)
"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)
"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)
"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)
"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
by Alexander37 March 22, 2011
Get the pootersnickers mug.A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.
by Stinkerino October 2, 2020
Get the Ploot mug.Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018
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