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Dead Profile

when someone has made a facebook or myspace twitter or skype for no reason. this profile is easily identified by the few friends no pictures and not too much information. on facebook it will tell you that the profile is incomplete. can also be identified by no recent posts if any or long period of inactivity.
person 1: wow mark has 1 picture no info and 3 friend besides me and he does not even have a post!!!
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
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rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020
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profilicity

a mechanism of identity creation which Hans-Georg Moeller and Paul D’Ambrosio in You and Your Profile, have termed profilicity, is closer related to sincerity than authenticity. profilicity is other-directed and reliant on the reactions of an audience. With sincerity, one’s family and community are the audiences that cast judgment on how sincerely, or properly, one plays the pre-determined roles.
Online social media being the audience instead of family and local community causes people to be less authentic and more conforming to online profile expectations. temptation is to do what gets likes, subscribers, and followers.

Authenticity is not other-directed because your mirror is the audience. self-creation is independent of pressure to get likes and subscribers and followers. The more humble self-creation is creating the authentic self. Lead me not into temptation.

sincerity is not as authentic because the audience is others and unknowingly we all wish to conform and be accepted so we adapt to what is expected. Success at being sincere builds EGO and shrinks humility for it comes with the praise of the audience.
RAM Bob: I have registered at 25 online social media sites so far.
Lord Bud: Son your not building an authentic character, you are using profilicity to build 25 identity profiles with 25 different audience expectations. You better just let me be your handler and Booking agent.
by Spiritual-Master March 8, 2022
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the prodigy

Like your favourite band....but better.
"The Prodigy rule so hard it makes me orgasm.....in your mum's face"
by morgangills December 7, 2004
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prociate

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.
by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003
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Prezi

"Pr-eh-zee"
Refers specifically to the Rolex Presidential watch. The term is being popularized by Detriot rappers, namely Doughboyz Cashout and Payroll Giovanni.
"Chain on my dresser layin' next to the prezi"
by nubsych January 13, 2018
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probied

When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.
me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"
by notproby June 16, 2013
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