progen

A retarded downie version of a protogen shown on the Roblox game "petting room" on the TV. They think its more entertaining than the fucking super bowl

Me: bro what the fuck is that on the TV i want to watch the fucking super bowl!
My nigga Killco: Fuck this progen shit we want the super bowl NOW!!!!!!

by whitewvlf05 February 13, 2022

Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.

Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!

by Hushqueen July 31, 2012

Brilliant prose

Text so dense, dull, and filled with words that haven't been used for three hundred years that no one can comprehend it, let alone object to it.

I was arguing with some dude on the internets the other day, but he had such brilliant prose there was no way i could win.

by muirne April 6, 2013

past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 13, 2013

Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.

The future present exists and will come to pass.

by twohander June 4, 2017

Powerless Point Presentation

A presentation similar to a Powerpoint Presentation but not done on a computer. i.e. on a white board or large sheets of paper.

Justin: My computer broke down just before my Powerpoint Presentation was due so I brought a giant paper pad and some texta's and I am going to do a Powerless Point Presentation

by Hillsy1605 April 22, 2011