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Dundalk promdate

Having sex with your sister. A Dundalk prom date can be distinguished from garden variety incest by the fact that you have to pay your sister in order for her to have sex with you. Also worth noting is that no one will ever mistakenly believe that you actually had a regular, normal prom date because no one in Dundalk completes the last two years of high school. Hence no one in Dundalk has ever been to a prom.
I had a Dundalk promdate this morning before I went to the methadone clinic.

I still owe her $10 for the Dundalk promdate.
by Cecilius Calvert January 2, 2012
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Prostate

They stick they finger in they booty hole.
Jame: Yo what’s a prostate exam again?
Ben: They stick they finger in they booty hole.
by M O I S T December 11, 2021
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Proscan

Tv components bought by south korea and assembled in vietnam, they are opened up by vietnamese sweatshop workers who promptly rip theyre electronic guts out, take a huge shit inside, close the television back up, and ship it of to america where they are purchased by unsuspecting americans and only function for a maximum of 24 hours before crapping out and setting you $600.00 in the hole.
Guy: i just bought a proscan, isn't the picture on it great?!
Guy 2: Jesus Christ your stupid!
by TheRecklessPaladin May 22, 2009
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prostaslut

1. one of the female species who is a prostitute because she cant get enough dick just being a slut
i fucked that bitch at a party, then she went downstairs n hollared "next please". what a prostaslut, i hope i didnt catch that gangsta(aka AIDS)
by big member March 2, 2010
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Prostalgia

(N.) The renaissance of culture and technology of the late 19th - mid 20th century, followed by "Prostalgia" or "Prostalgics". This culture movement is infused with modern day accommodations, and is based in the Baltimore, MD/Washington DC area, (which are major Hipster hot spots) and this movement is the classier brother of the hipster movement.

How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.

Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;

Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern

Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;
"Hey, is that a hipster over there at that cafe?" She asked.
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."
by ThatVintageGuy December 15, 2013
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prostathot

Someone under the age of 21 that fucks for money, whatever they want, or what they need.
Oh my God did you hear about Becky? I can't believe she's only 17 and has a baby...AND She fucked her baby daddy for a bag of diapers for their baby....she's such a Prostathot.
by Oh2badhedidnttellya December 26, 2017
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Prostak

Its a nice way to call your friend in Bulgaria when they do something smart or clever.
Dimitur: Look i fixed the door!
Georgy: Prostak
by Airqn October 18, 2021
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