ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009

Pron

What you type in instead of porn as an excuse when your on the internet and you wanna see tits but dont wanna get in trouble

Yo, just type pron so you dont get in trouble

by Faze Cleb June 3, 2019

pron

1337 (leet) for pornography. usually the o is replaced by the digit 0, ie: pr0n.

hey, that's some kickass pr0n.

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

prongered

A sudden unexplained departure. Due to Chris Pronger leaving Edmonton less than a week after the finals.

Dude, that chick prongered on me. What a shame.

by duuby October 26, 2006

Jacob Ponzi

A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!

Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"
Jacob Ponzi "What?"
Kid "I got my number changed!"
Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"
Kid "342-7869"
Jacob Ponzi "Lol"
Kid "What?"
Jacob Ponzi "69"

by OMS DEFINER March 17, 2009

Pron

The second most searched for word on the internet

Dude, you just spelt porn wrong!
It's OK, the computer knows what pron is!

by pete3263 July 26, 2010

proned

The act of laying flat on the ground with a weapon in an online game. It usually involves a player laying on the ground with a weapon that doesn't require skill or with a weapon that isn't made to be proned with.

That demon lala is proned in the corner, camping again!

by FCan January 11, 2009