Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

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Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016

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Professor Pyg

A Batman villain most notable in his Batman Arkham Knight appearance. He wears a pig mask and wields a Meat Cleaver.

Have you heard of Professor Pyg? He’s a Batman villain.

by stewiestolemywashingmachine May 18, 2020

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Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

by Angela6969 February 23, 2019

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She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋

She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:

The glittering moments shine like virgin gold

I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!

The spirit of LOVE flies above us

❤

I always love Professor Maryam to the moon and back.

by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020

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