professaur

Word to describe an extremely old/elderly professor. They usually lack contemporary teaching skills and do not understand the modern college environment. Often they were born in prehistoric times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, hence the spelling.

"Damn professaur O'Bailey just doesn't understand my weekends are for honing my beer pong skills, not reading, writing, and rithmitic."

by lukepatty317 December 2, 2010

professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

professor finessor

noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.

only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.

only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.

annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)

"That dude's a baller!"

"That's my guy!"
"I call him professor finessor"

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 18, 2018

Professional Coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Greyson he is a Professional coper

by AshtonL January 28, 2023

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

Bussy Professor

To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.

Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.

by Mike Ockherts May 7, 2022

professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.

Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.

by byteme March 5, 2004