email promotion

When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.

Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.

by The One Who Can't Be Named July 30, 2008

Probopass

A big flying nose and moustache that nobody wants.

Highly overshadowed by their younger, hotter sister, Nosepass.

Ash Ketchum: Yay, I caught a new Pokemon! Wait what, it's Probopass? I'm going to go cut my wrists with a pokeball now... *flood of tears*

by Deadwardson December 9, 2007

Self-promotion

Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.

Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"

Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"

by TheSwineFlu August 18, 2011

proboscis monkey

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.

teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!

by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003

Poobot

A bland, generic, upper-middle class female with no personality or style of her own. Generally from Southern California, or has a Southern Californian, Mallrat style and personality.

"Samantha is so hot"
"Dude, what are you talking about? There's absolutely nothing to her, she could be any girl out there. She's a total Poobot."

by scarletcityfever April 17, 2010

Probosculate

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

Prototype

A male who's beyond alpha... A prototype has the capacity to bend reality in his own ways, especially in regards to getting chicks. The opposite of a prototype male would be a final release male, which is much worse than a beta male.

A: "Damn, C is such a prototype. He banged two chicks at the same time!"
B: "Yeah man, I wish I was like him."

by johnflop January 9, 2021