text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Mineman Pretend

Mineman Pretend is a term for Minecraft Roleplay servers. Basically D&D but usually more focused on roleplay and less on mechanics, with your avatar's skin representing your character's appearance, your character's placement in the world representing where your character is in the world, and plugins to make your chat messages only appear to players in a certain radius.

I sure wish my old Mineman Pretend server hadn't shut down. I had a lot left to do with my character. Oh well, I'll try applying to this new server, Saphriel.

by Minemanner October 8, 2019

Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017