Pretend

They don't want to pretend! You hear that? They don't want to pretend.
Hym "As they actively pretend I didn't just create A.I. at a whim to demonstrate my abject superiority to all men, women, and children... They don't want to pretend trans women are female... As they pretend a fat man is breaking in to the house one a year to give their piece of shit kids presents (even though they are bad and don't deserve presents)... They don't want to pretend."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Pretend

Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.
Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
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MAN YOU PRETEND YOU LIKE HER
by ms.coco March 11, 2021
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Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.
He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'
by Miss Ted August 30, 2021
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pretend this is a good word

Please I seriously need you to pretend this is an amazing, incredible word
seriously man, this isn't a joke, I need you to think its good, just pretend this is a good word
by edenwooyeah December 14, 2020
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When you are in a dire situation, you say this to hype up the squad and give them the ability to work together with no issues.
(the squad drops in tilted and half the game is there)

Squad member 1: Pretend the titans are attacking the city!

Squad members in unison: AHHH!!!! MY SOLDIERS RAGE MY SOLDIERS SCREAM!!!

Squad wipes out tilted and ends up getting the victory royale
by worthiuss November 27, 2023
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Pretendive

A person who pretends too much about everything or about some specific things .
He is soo pretendive infront of my parents for making a good image.
by Cate the capi July 01, 2022
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