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Matthew's Pregnancy

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....
Matthew's pregnancy
by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017
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reverse pregnancy

When a woman cums inside a man's penis.
A reverse pregnancy took place when a woman's secreted bodily fluid entered the man's urethra during sex.
by Babrikio July 25, 2008
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Butt pregnancy

The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus
Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now

Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together

(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)

Marcus: This is going well so far

Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...

Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!

Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?

Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!
by G-Force da go go July 25, 2009
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Pregnancy roulette

A common practice in sadomasochism circles and elite sex workers.
In the usual sadomasochist setting , the man (sadist) bet a big sum of money (or something of value) and must impregnate the woman (masochist) in a one day session (a bullet).

*/The man can have multiple sessions but no more than 5 times within a month period and must bet each time. (since there is a maximum of 5 bullets in a 6 shots revolver.)
*/The woman , is forbidden to take any kind of contraceptive and allow his partner to have any kind of acts done to her as long as it's specifically in the goal of impregnating the her; like keeping semen inside her with a dildo or filling up her womb with semen through a funel.
*/If the woman ends up pregnant , he wins and keep his bets while the woman must perform an abortion.

(Usually she becomes his "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)
If the woman doesn't end up pregnant , he lose and must pay each bet.
(Usually he becomes her "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)

The goal here for the woman( who absolutely doesn't want a pregnancy or children) ,is the thrill of having no control and safety while putting her "life" in danger , while the partner is shooting "bullets" inside her.
Extra:
*/If the woman is the masochist and the only one betting her life, then it's a "Risky sex." . When doing on a risky day ,then it's a "egg challenge" or "Suicide sex". Usually done with a set of faulty condoms with at least one safe , chosen randomly by the girl.
-You know Samantha ? That shy girl. Well last night she did a pregnancy roulette with a guy she just met , can you believe it !
-It's always the quiet girl who that the kinkiest, i told you .
by Sadomaster June 29, 2020
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splash pregnancy

When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it
Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .
by FaZe_Pdotty_72 March 21, 2017
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pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped
stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!
by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015
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Childhood pregnancy

This is a definition to refer for a human that has given birth under 10 or has got someone pregnant and they are 9 and under
Meaning a boy and girl or woman and boy or man and girl.
As teenager pregnancy or adolescent pregnancy refers to a girl getting pregnant at ages 10-19 or a boy getting a girl or woman pregnant.
Mother and father : Did you both had a baby?
Girl and boy : yes ...!
Mother and father : we aren't raising that thing you shouldn't have committed childhood pregnancy!
by 459395 February 7, 2022
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