Pull A Palin

When asked a question, to reply with something completely unrelated to what was just asked. Can be used when one does not understand the question, or simply when one would rather answer a different question.

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you know where the bathroom is here?"
Person 2: "John McCain is just a regular maverick."
Person 1: "Fuck man, don't pull a palin!
Person 2: "Doggonit, there you go again, god bless you.
Person 1: "Idiot."

by Jorloff January 19, 2009

palinguistics

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

palin

Someone who is temporarily popular, until they open their mouth.

Man she's just a palin, they will drop her once they realize how stupid she is.

by Mindstalker April 1, 2009

Palinema

From the root words Palin and Enema.

The act of removing from public access anything found offensive by the reality-challenged few at the expense of the reality-accepting many.

Our school district recently Palinema'd the dictionary after it was discovered that the words "evolution" and "fuck" were defined in it.

by meggggz January 28, 2010

Palin

(verb) To flub or otherwise stumble in a response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; To give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. E.g.,

"I don't think I'll get that job, I totally Palined the interview."

by Kingseyes February 28, 2009

Sara Palin

The scariest fucking idea anyone has ever come up with.

GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"

GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."

GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"

GOP 2: "Brilliant!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

palin-drome

a paragraph that makes as much sense forwards as backwards

SARAH PALIN: "That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it's got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation,"
ME: "Hey, you know you just said a perfect palin-drome?"

by cammy828 January 18, 2009