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Postal

The description of somebody who possesses murderous, insane or disturbingly violent acts that they want to commit on others around them. This could be the cause of being bored with life and hating it or having mental disorders.

It's also the name for a cool game by Running With Scissors.
Joel: "Hey, did you see that guy on the news that slaughtered all his co-worker's at the Postal Service?
Sally: "Yeah, nutcase probably went postal working there."
by Stealy Wheely Man August 16, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
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postal pack

Home grown marijuana moist and stilled seamed stretched and hend into thick globs most reject and disbelief its marijuana and in fact it is it comes from the hemp based plant know ass cannibas and is a stronger form of tetrahydrocanabino
Aye I just got that postal pack bro
by Drake_blake September 6, 2017
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Postal bait

When a game gives you tons of guns, ammo, and a shit load of innocent civilians and no consequences. Originated from the game postal 2.
That area is total postal bait, there’s a machine gun and hundreds of civvies.
by The reee man March 10, 2023
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The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).
The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!
by dday85304 May 12, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Postal

To refer to someone who's gone to a level of insanity, (Usually from being treated like really terribly) That they become a psycho and may end up harming someone, the term got popular from the Postal game series
Guy 1: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A WHORE I WILL GUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

Guy 2: HE'S GONE POSTAL!
by Mystei March 18, 2024
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