poseur

Somebody that changes their hair and eye color on a week to week basis so that they can keep acting tough all the time.

The poseur never kept the same look long enough for anybody to actually hold her to the same standards that males were held to, which was a double standard.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Poseur

Someone that always tries to overrun or overpower people they don't gain stripes with, refusing to take rejection for an answer.

That poseur got rejected like Mutombo in NBA Jam, get that poseur shit out of here. Then he/she came back trying overrun or overpower all the people that once rejected him/her trying to force them to say yes instead of eat him/her alive, until he/she ended up replacing the people that once rejected him/her, that was his/her ladder to success and a new world order where he/she was the one that rejected other people, and not the other way around.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Poseur

Someone that has a screen name on a website they use to tell people in a town they had relatives from an area of that town, though their relatives are from a different part of the country to try and gain the trust of the residents of the town, all to try and walk all over them all by calling them NIMBY's when they oppose, disagree, or resist the poseur.

The poseur was an instigator, a self-described liar with a big ass mouth, the kind of person to lock down their town with lies, so why would anyone trust someone like that? If the poseur said that she wouldn't have a building demolished there (even though the poseur wasn't even from there originally) why would anyone believe the poseur? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

poseur

Someone that doesn't like their own shit, they like what they think other people would like, so that other people will like them.

Bach von Hitler never liked Nirvana as a kid, she liked Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Lil Kim, but now she's claiming to be a Nirvana fan because her brother she never got along with influenced her taste in music, which is bullshit coming from a poseur's mouth of the south, and trying to draw attention to the gift horse's mouth, as always.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Reptilian poseur

Someone that spends most of their life trying to coup somebody else's life and get credit for living their life rather than doing things that actually interest them or what they really wanted to do as a kid. Someone that says they are passionate about music for example (despite not really holding anything sacred) and wants to become a musician not because they actually love music, but mostly to coup the life of someone they know who thought about becoming a musician when they grew up, discouraging the other person from ever trying or even thinking there is a point once they know it will only become another pointless battle for supremacy or some other bullshit their best efforts will get turned into that make the entire thing something other than a party or anything else fun or exciting that it seemed to be when it started out.

Be careful what you share with the mouth of the south, she is looking to coup anything you have any interest in doing with your life from you so that you can never get a life together, thus making you the failure and the fool forever (the weak one). It's too bad that even a poseur can somehow manage to end up in a history book as something other than who they really are, and many people will believe it rather than question what they read, that gives the Reptilian poseur a path to power to walk all over others to get there.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

poseur

How a poser spells "poser".
As the online etymology dictionary states, "The word is English poser in French garb, and thus could itself be considered an affectation."
The French word "poseur" is absolutely not used in that context, which further points out that this spelling is not the correct, original one.

-"Poseur."
-"Poser."

by Prince_Crimson September 13, 2017

youtube poseur

A phony youtuber that claims they always get sent death threats and drama when really hardly anybody pays attention to or knows who they are.

The youtube poseur thought that he/she the most important/influential person in the world, you could tell by the way they described what happened to people with a youtube channel, and you would think their was an army coming for this guy/girl on every front when in reality most people thought that he/she was about as interesting as watching paint dry, a couple of dorks that felt betrayed by the SS because it collapsed in the 1940's.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021