Poomonia

Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.

She didn't put the lid down to flush and now she has poomonia.

by alexmack August 4, 2013

Pooton

A crispy-ass hoe who sleeps with people in nightclub toilets

Girl 1: This party is bangin'!
Girl 2: Ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a Pooton!!!!!!

by poloswag May 6, 2014

pooroblem

Abdominal distress that will inevitably result in an emergency poo.

Aww, snap, Mo-Fo! That giant bowl of extra-salty pho is about to give me some major pooroblems!

by PinnaclePush November 15, 2016

Poronga

Argentinian slang for penis

"chupame la poronga"
"Suck my poronga"

by Elextranodepelolargo July 22, 2019

poronkusema

Way to mesure how long something is. Word to word reindeer’s pee. Its how far away reindeer can run before it has to pee.

Hey dude i think that’s like poronkusema from us.

by Poronkusema March 30, 2020

Poo-ron

A moronic imbecile who tends to talk shit whilst smelling like shit

Casso-Get a whiff of this fucking poo-ron

by BuckToothTimmy October 1, 2020

potrona

Slang used to refer to extremely good-looking female humans (Hot chicks)

"holy shit, what a Potrona"

by Gelion December 6, 2020