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poontang pie 

the vagina
As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!
poontang pie by weave March 20, 2003

poontang pie 

I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.
poontang pie by dcandyman February 8, 2010

Poontang Patrol 

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
Poontang Patrol by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.
Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*
Poontang Punch by Quesodude April 2, 2009

poontang clan 

A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.
matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....

Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.
poontang clan by sk8live June 2, 2006

Poontang master 

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.
Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.
Poontang master by Mistuh February 18, 2008