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poker brat

1) Phil Hellmuth

2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.
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Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'

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-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.
by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007
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poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"
by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008
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plerg

1. A tree.
2. Something, such as a clothes tree, that resembles a tree in form.
3. A diagram that has branches in descending lines showing relationships as of hierarchy or lineage: a family tree; a telephone tree.
As a child one of my greatest joys was to scale a grand old plerg and perch there, unbeknownst to passersby.
by Samuel55 October 25, 2007
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Polar Ice Cap

The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.

It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
by matt tacha June 1, 2009
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Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
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Poger

i just found diamonds in minecraft POGER
by IAmABadPerson August 22, 2019
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Poker Voice

A voice one simulates to disguise inside feelings/emotions or sexual excitement. It's usually necessary when someone, being sure you’re NOT busy, knocks on your door or phones you at a very inappropriate moment.
Last night my mum knocked on my bedroom’s door to say that dinner was ready just when I was blowing the load into my gal! I just took a deep breath and said: "aaaaalright!". Dude, I just hope she could NOT read my poker voice...
by FeJey April 1, 2010
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