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Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.
My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.
by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020
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Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.
Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.
by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011
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plumb locomotive

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023
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Right as Plumb

AS Byan Drake would say " She will be right as plumb"
by Dr B.Drake September 4, 2023
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Plumbs

The dense, floury blobs that form in baked goods, such as banana bread, when one did not mix the batter like they meant it.

Plumbs are often caused by under-stirring, overconfidence, or existential flour rebellion.

The term plumbs was historically coined by a well-meaning, Italian, who, in a moment of pure linguistic jazz, confused lumps with plumbs while trying to describe the unfortunate texture of his banana bread.
“Stefano, there are plumbs in it! Not plumbs. Lumbs? You know — the batter didn't mix!!”

“This banana bread has plumbs the size of Italian balls. Stir it more furiously next time!”

“He said they were chocolate chips. I was foolish by trusting him. The moment my teeth hit plumbs, flour was exploding in my mouth.”
by Nina Singapur October 19, 2025
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Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater
I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing
by Rustylama January 24, 2018
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Plumbed

To add correct plumbing to a boats livewell system to make it operational.
I spent 80k dollars on a new boat and the livewells weren’t even plumbed.
by Chuck wagon March 3, 2025
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