perpitute

As attributed to Pimp C, this is a woman who prostitutes, yet, on occasion tried to project herself as presentable/respectable, fluctuating back and forth between and always remaining a prostitute. A prostitute who perpetrates as respectable.

I saw the perpitute on the stroll one night, Coached up at the Galleria the next.

by White Pimp 713 December 19, 2015

Perpapigging

Farming bonus points on certain sites with a bonus system with grabbing small size files

he's perpapigging by seeding a huge amount of small filesizes.

by Thamage June 5, 2022

perpetual blowjob machine

When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.

Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."

by Pat did it September 20, 2010

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

Perpendicular

Adj. The state of having your legs at a right angle to your body esp. while dancing. Often achieved by a female when dancing with a male at frat parties.

Man, Paul got that girl perpendicular last night.

Bro 1: Yo, so many girls went perpendicular on me last night.
Bro 2: Ohh, sounds like a good night.
Bro 1: Yeahh they were backing it up on me.

by ATSC July 8, 2010

perp

perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime

The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.

by Octopod November 12, 2003

Perpetual Motionlessness

Something that keeps on never moving.

My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.

by DJ Slamm November 26, 2005