Pitch a Windshield 

Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.

Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."

Pitch a Windshield by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010

Pitch slap 

v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball

Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.

Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.

Pitch slap by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010

pitch a mega-loaf 

To take a crap of immense length or girth.

Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!

pitch a mega-loaf by bogotabro June 18, 2006

Pitch slapped 

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

Pitch slapped by A.I.R July 15, 2016

Pitch Slap 

When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.

In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.

Pitch Slap by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

pitch a bitch

another way of saying someone is going to loose control and throw a fucking hissy fit

Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.

pitch a bitch by Princess Bitch August 10, 2004

Pitch Brown 

The act of taking a crap with the lights off.

Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.

Pitch Brown by ssspencerrr October 15, 2011