picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 26, 2007

potassium

Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.

"Here come's potassium pete"

"What do you mean?"

"The cunt reacts with anything".

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.

"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"

by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009

potassium yttrium sulfur

Also known as Potassium Yttrium Sulfide. If somebody mentions this to you, they are quite literally saying KYS. As always, when somebody tells you to KYS, it is either a sign of true friendship or they fucking hate you.

Kentucky Inbred Male: heya doc i just pipe mi cousin! fuck 12!
Doctor: I can prescribe a 10mg dose of Potassium Yttrium Sulfur. Please administer rectally.
Kentucky Inbred Male: tanks doc! hit me up wid da addys next time!

by dirtyrupees June 15, 2018

Double potassium

A somewhat nerdy colloquialism for "okay." As potassium's atomic symbol is K, double potassium implies "KK" which is in itself a colloquial version of "okay."

Person 1: Hey, want to meet me at Starbucks around noon?
Person 2: Sure, that sounds good.
Person 1: Great! Oh, remember to bring your notes.
Person 2: Double potassium.

by Reginald Phalange September 19, 2013

to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.

That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.

by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011