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Pipe Organ 

A musical instrument of the keyboard family that is generally built into a large building such as a cathedral or large concert hall.
The sound is produced by pressing the keys which causes air to be blown through pipes of different lengths. The large pipes can make some of the best soul shakeing bass. The original sub-woofer
We went to mass and the pipe organ rocked...the entire church!
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Floridian tail pipe 

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

Swipe and Pipe 

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.
"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
Swipe and Pipe by jredman April 19, 2017

Maria-Pipeline 

The Maria pipeline is a pipeline or rabbit hole that Twitter and Tumbler users might enter after excessive usage of said platforms. In a bid to fit into the community the person in question will do a complete identity shift, sexuality shift and even (in extreme cases) gender shift. The Maria-Pipeline phenomenon is named after the Norwegian celebrity Maria, who is known for going through the pipeline and spreading awareness of it.
Ooh man, She/He really fell deep into the Maria-Pipeline, it's a completely different person now!
Maria-Pipeline by Gud 2 May 27, 2021

Russian Sewer Pipe 

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
Russian Sewer Pipe by TheRealKira January 24, 2015

The Piper at the Gates of Dawn 

"The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," released on August 5, 1967, is Pink Floyd's debut album. Its psychedelic/space rock sound will leave you giggling or rocking back and forth, or both. Tracks include:

Astronomy Domine
Lucifer Sam
Matilda Mother ("Oh, Mother. Tell me more.")
Flaming ("Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you.")
Pow R. Toc H.
Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk
Interstellar Overdrive
The Gnome
Chapter 24
The Scarecrow
Bike ("I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald.")
Respect the awesomeness of "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn" and you shall be respected in turn.

Muff Pipe 

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe
Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.
Muff Pipe by Take-One August 1, 2012