Pringles

official sponsor of the American Revolution, Lewis and Clark's exploration of the West, the Napoleonic regime and General Patton's asskickery

American Merchants: "England has prohibited ships from bringing tea into the colonies that is not from the East India Tea Company.
Continenal Congress: "Oh, that's a shame."
American Merchants: "There were also Pringles in that cargo."
Continental Congress: "WAR!"

by John Hancock, Space Pirate June 5, 2011

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Pinged

Being under the influence of a class A drug. typically extacy.

he's so pinged he's Going to be sponsored by wrigleys the way hes chewing off his face

by Eman101 July 10, 2011

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Pringle Stack

Anal sex orgy in which men are stacked on top of each other, resembling Pringle potato chips in a can. Each person is penetrating the person below them while getting pounded from behind at the same time. Depending on how high or low you are in the group of bodies, there is a difference in the amount of force per thrust. The bottom person rarely survives with their asshole intact.

Bruno had a party at his apartment and decided to be the bottom bum in a giant pringle stack.

by Tutty Putty December 7, 2009

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pringles burn

when you eat Pringles and the Pringles hits the edge of your mouth and it makes it burn

I ate so many Pringles I got a Pringles burn on my mouth.

by saraliana June 9, 2014

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Pringles Theory

Named after the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you can't stop," this theory says that the longer someone waits to lose their virginity, the more they actively seek sexual activity once they do lose their virginity. The term "Pringles Theory" was first used by Michael LaFerney in a paper to describe this phenomenon commonly occuring in undergraduate students.

She didn't first have sex until she was twenty-five, but because of the Pringles Theory, once she lost her virginity she started sleeping around like crazy.

by MikeHawire April 15, 2005

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