Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.

This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.

by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014

Phoner

The bulge in someone's pants pocket from their smart phone. Usually big enough to be noticeable.

Oh my god look at franks phoner! It's hella noticeable!

by WinknSkeever October 30, 2017

Phoner

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

by TYBGriff September 9, 2013

phoner

an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.

Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/

Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.

by pops5678 July 15, 2011

Phoner

when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.

Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?

by Notorious IBG October 8, 2016

phoner

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

by juliousisgangsta September 17, 2016

Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone

Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!

by Marcksman May 2, 2014