Phone-phobic

Person who hates and is against the usage of a phones and basically any type of electronic device. More specifically most old people.

Man, I swear that this guy is actually Phone-phobic, he keeps telling me the Phone is a disease

by ForbiddenTaco April 7, 2022

Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.

“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.

by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022

QashQai-Phobic

Defined Hatred Fear or Disbelief of the driving ability of a qashqaiowner

"what car driver do you hate the most?"

"B***ard Qashqai drivers, they drive like they'll live till they're 300. Im QashQai-Phobic!"

by anonymous March 21, 2021

bracer-phobic

Being discriminatory against someone with braces.

"damnnnnn sanjeev u hella bracer-phobic u don't like girls with braces"

by cancelculture is bullshit April 9, 2021

Ty-Phobic

A deadly phobia of the name Ty, which results in suicidal tendencies and potential heart attacks

Sam: Is that Ty over there?
Ted: Ew I think Im having a heart attack.
Sam: I think Im going to kill myself.
James: that's really Ty-Phobic

by TedHate43 August 28, 2025

Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025