Fanny Phantoms

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.

Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms

by Dead & I Love It January 15, 2007

phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."

"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

phantom forces

1. The place where all tryhards meet on a legoman-brick game called roblox and act like 4-year olds when they get spawnkilled

help there is a hacker in phantom forces and he is killing me! I'm gonna call roblox if u don't stop, my dad owns roblox

by username_online September 27, 2017

phantom limb

a vivid sensation that an amputated limb is still present. this occurs if the somatosensory cortex does not fully reorganize the internalized body map. a term first by S.W. Mitchell an american physician (1829-1914)

youll recognize when you have phantom limb because it will be a strange sensation

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

Ass Phantom

To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.

Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Phantom orgasm

The day after you've had really bomb sex and while thinking about how amazing that orgasm was last night you have one but not as powerful.

I was at work today and had a phantom orgasm.

Last night was so good that I've been having phantom orgasms all day!

by ScorpionWitch October 31, 2017

phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.

He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2020