The Peterson

The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.

Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.

by Urban-Dick-Tionary September 23, 2009

Peters Kryptonite

A slang definition for Red Bull. Please see the expression "feeling a bit peters".

Dave : I'm soooo tired at the moment I need some Peters Kryptonite

by Glen Rolls June 13, 2008

Petersheimming

The art of taking an innocent piece of information and juicing it into a gossipy topic in order to instigate drama.

Natasha: I met my new neighbor yesterday, we talked for 5 minutes.
Roger: Oh that's interesting, so since you two are hanging out 24/7 does that mean you're getting married?
Natasha: Quit Petersheimming me!!!

by Louisa HuntNaGins June 12, 2011

Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!

Did you see the Peterson Mudhole I pulled on Kam last Friday?

by PetersonPower November 12, 2020

adrian peterson'd

The act of a child getting their ass whooped by their parent for a petty reason.

Last week I was picking my daughter up from school, when another kid dropped his backpack on the ground and got totally Adrian Peterson'd by his dad.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018

Jake Peterson

typically is around the height of 5'2, blonde hair, drives a blue dodge dart, and lowkey is a hypebeast

Person (Natalie): Did you see Jake Peterson today? Hes so sexy
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight

by Big straight 112 October 25, 2018

Rao Peters

A straight up bitch who picks on mentally ill students. It is so salty because no one will ever love it the way it loves to bully students who all ready have enough fucking problems in their lives. You can find it in her office at Abbey Park High School RESPECT IS EARNED NOT GIVEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE AUTHORITY! For example multiply parents have requested that this dumpster fire in the shape of a fat Brazilian bitch doesn't speak to or go near their children does it listen; Absolutely not. This 8000000000000 year old demon loves to think its above the law when it is a subhuman who doesn't even deserve to work in a McDonald's but it would make sense if it lived in the parking lot

"dam bitch you really acting like a Rao Peters right now "

by pissedoffwithit November 12, 2019