Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

peefuck

when a girl sucks your dick so hard you start to piss on her mouth

Guy: Yesterday night my gf got peefucked

by fingercracker December 15, 2017

Peefing

This is a fortnite term. When you are so pro at the game you don’t say I’m healing or their healing anymore, you say their peefing or I’m peefing.

I’m peefing protect me

by WolfieKat01 October 17, 2021

peefish

Another word for a dog.

My peefish won't quit barking.

by EvilFaerie April 9, 2008

Peefing

The act of blowing air out of a penis. Similar to the female queef.

Do you smell that peef?; yeah! the guy has been peefing all day!!

by thehorneygoat January 15, 2011

peeflex

The urge to pee created when in the presence of others who need to urinate or are urinating.

Often used in cases of inebriation where one individual "breaks the seal" and brings everyone's attention to their own bladders causing many subsequent bathroom trips.

Also used when girls go to the washroom together during a night out whether or not they all had to go in the first place.

"Man, it's the peeflex, now I gotta go too".

by Juicy J 613 February 12, 2017

peefin

Derived from peeft. Fuming, or feeling very angry.

“Man, My car got jacked, I’m straight peefin rn.”

by Peeftup November 6, 2019