pededstrian

Someone on foot who through their stupid actions or lack of attentiveness holds a higher risk of being struck and likely killed by moving vehicles.

Joe : Holy hell what is dumb-shit doing?!

Martha : It looks like he's trying to cross the freeway, honey... Maybe it's a long walk around?

Joe : Fuckin' Pededstrians.

by Bit a Ginger January 8, 2014

peedeeflo

the feeling of pee flowing down your leg after you have pissed yourself

Man, I laughed too hard yesterday I definitely felt the peedeeflo.

by Shark Teeth May 17, 2014

peeled watermelon

The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon

Oh the peeled watermelon Sheryl gave me last night is really taking a toll on me

by The trumpanator October 1, 2017

Peeted

Nickname my Pa gave me.

"Me and Peeted went fishing today"
"Eating Wendy's with Peeted, I'll bring you a burger back"

by Imisswotlk May 19, 2018

Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

peedeeatrician

A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.

A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

peedeeattrition

The reduction in the number of cops employed in a given area, whether due to budget-cuts, retirements, corruption-scandals resulting in officer-firings/transfers, etc.

Due to rampant peedeeattrition these days, many areas of the world are woefully under-policed.

by QuacksO February 15, 2019