ham picnic

When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.

After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.

by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017

picnic basket

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

by killerqueen May 6, 2005

penicular

Penis Shaped

That anus is penicular.

by anus December 10, 2002

penicure

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area

I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.

by igor stravenski January 27, 2007

penic

A penis flavored colada.

Suck my penic from a straw.

by brennamaddisage April 28, 2008

penicillin money

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.

Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.

by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.

If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008