qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi

trying to stay not bored so your writing in urban dictionary

i was qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi so bad that i wrote qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi

by ( ¬_¬) October 25, 2023

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

Meat paws

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.
Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 15, 2003

pawsome

Things with paws that are awesomer than awesome.

dude, your cat is hecka pawsome

by Pawsome Man June 6, 2011

PASD

Short for “Post American Stress Disorder”. The syndrome you develop when you move away from America (e.g. to Europe or any comparable developed country) and realize how politically oppressed, economically enslaved and financially dependent you used to be and that you can now live free of debt, judgement, discrimination and police violence as well as obtain universal healthcare and free education, and not be subjected to arbitrary and corrupt common law and crooked judges. Can take a lifetime to overcome this condition.

“Really? The doctor will not send me a surprise bill? You’re fucking with me, right?!”

“Bro, chill, it’s your PASD. Here, have a beer at 10:00 a.m., nobody cares!”

by Reenson February 21, 2018

Pawsey

Adding a cocktail sausage to a shot as a form of punishment

He’s only gone an done a “Pawsey”

by Bottlejob Herald May 30, 2023