Pathological Liar

Snoop

Definition: Being a snoop is someone who lies about nearly everything. Big, small, to their mother and grandmother they lie. Its hard to tell the truth when you are dealing with a snoop. They are a pathological liar.

“They lie like a snoop.”

by jazsypoo September 29, 2021

patool

A disgusting excuse for a person that is still kinda sexy

“mama patool made me so upset last night”

by ochiipika October 18, 2023

mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺

"mootie patootie what is this"

by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022

patooh

1. Spitting in an amount more than average. Can be gross, mostly only toddlers and infants would spit in this manner.

2. A synonym for spit.

Jennifer patoohed on her birthday cake candle, attempting to blow it out.

by Potato Raven October 28, 2018

Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

patahoochie

A woman who buys a lot of clothes from Patagucci (Patagucci is slang for Patagonia brand clothing and outdoor gear). Their clothes are a mix of outdoor rugged with designer flair.

"Kathy is a patahoochie. She spent six hundred dollars during their last sale!"

by Cnote$ September 26, 2006

Plant pathologist

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

by Kasjan June 20, 2011