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Poo Partner 

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.
(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.

Unprotected Sex Partner 

An unprotected sex partner is one who does not have a gun, or some other weapon when having sex.
Steve Allen only has male unprotected sex partners. He thinks women are icky.

stress relief partner 

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.
Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

activity partner 

A person with whom you form a special bond because of the common interest for a specific activity.

A person with whom you get ritually together to perform a specific activity.
I’m not looking for a friend, just an activity partner.
activity partner by Paul Ross September 29, 2006

heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

life partner 

*Your significant other*.*The person you can't live without*.*The person you see yourself with for life*.The greatest feeling one can know when it is reciprocated.Can hurt like hell when its not or when one is not true.
~I am so in love you.I just can't imagine myself without you.You are my life partner.I promise to forever love,honor,and cherish you for eternity............~
life partner by ~jobella~ April 29, 2008