parren

The sexiest girl alive. The best friend. One of the only persons who can get a man.

Parren is so sexy today

by Hi peeps February 27, 2015

OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

parried

past tense form of 'parry' to talk back with witty statements

Kari never parried army officers questions, she merely answered them in defense because the questions were harassing.

by yourmothersgotleprocy August 18, 2010

Parked

When something is a mess , ugly , ratchet , or ghetto

“Girl that nigga look parked as fuck”

by Konniethaindiaimal December 4, 2018

Pared

A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.

"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."

"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"

by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011