ugly parrot

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.

My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.

by vulvahammer October 22, 2009

road parrot

N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road

(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.

Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!

by Jose b October 8, 2006

Parrot

The best thing you can get your child as a pet they are awesome, cute funny, and amazing

Me: dad I wanna parrot
Dad: well dang, sure, I’ll give you one!

by Pseudonymdrawmada February 21, 2019

Parroting

The act of resting someone else's penis on your shoulder, like a parrot.

(inspired by Louis CK's first season promo for the show "Louie")

"...and maybe, you have a third guy just standing there, resting his cock on your shoulder, like a parrot."

"let's have a parroting party"

"he loves parroting more than his fixed gear bike"

by captain AAAWWWRRRR September 9, 2011

Parrot Bay

Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, coconut flavored rum. Very good when mixed with pineapple juice and a splash of cranberry: Parrot Baybreeze

"Let's Make some parrot baybreeze drinks and have a party!"

by raginaP December 4, 2006

Parrothead

1. A Jimmy Buffett fan.
2. Someone who wears beach attire all the time, especially flip flops and enjoys tropical drinks.
3. A member of a Parrothead Club.

I hear the Parrotheads are having a big party near the pier.

by David Jedziniak October 18, 2006

Parrotsite

n - {par-uht-sahyt} - A fervent follower of all things Jimmy Buffet. Typically a no life, middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding alcoholic that hangs around in karaoke bars singing (butchering) “Margaritaville” or “Cheeseburger in Paradise” to try and attract a mate only to end up going home alone and cross-dressing while his dog licks his legs.

John: Hey, you wanna come play poker that the Parrot Pub tonight?
Us: Nope, that place is too full of Parrotsites.

by A. Friend July 1, 2007