Papier-mâché

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive

A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...

by skeebe03 January 16, 2011

partied like rockstars

Hardcore partying; Debotchery at its finest.

After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

pappie

laura

lily:"hey pappie"
laura:"hi"

by lucina234 March 12, 2010

parties

An excuse for kids to gather sketchily in someones basement, backyard, or parents living room drinking hard alcohol out of clear water bottles (as if people can't figure out that they aren't sipping Evian). There ofcourse are the regulars at every party. Theres always atleast 3 girls crying, the really high kid, the drunk girl everyones trying to control, the cracked out kids who sit on the couch in a daze, and the nerds who try really hard to blend in. Theres only like 5 really good parties a year becuase in Fairfield County kids prefer to either sit at the party talking about how gay it is or sit at home imagining how gay it would have been. Becuase they're too cool to take the risk of being at a "gay party".

-DUDE, DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT!?!

-I HEARD IT WAS GAY

-YEA....I GUESS IT KINDA WAS....

by Bri Bri August 3, 2005

Sac du Papier

A french 'swear' we taught to all the people at work.
When said angrily, to the ears of a non-french speaker, you definitely sound like you're swearing
when infact, you're really saying "Paper bag"

"Sac du papier! It's hot!"

by Korochuun August 15, 2008

parxie

filthy virgin

You see that parxie over there they’re a filthy virgin.

by :):(what October 22, 2020

Xbox Live Parties

Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.

Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH

Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021